Um...Jareth's tryin' to escape. Can everyone make sure 'e don't? I mean...it's a lot of floors for 'im t' get through but...all the same...I don't want 'im goin' the same way all these other animals are goin'. Wherever that is. Ta.

[ooc: Jareth! The Police Dog that is sort of technically Chris' but generally just...wanders about the Station, ( Read more... )

[Nervously] Was it okay, that time?

[Chris is JUST TRYING TO EAT LUNCH. Yes, at 3:30ish. Coppers have to eat when they can. And he was just going to sit down and eat his sandwich peacefully with a pint but all of these people keep coming and asking him questions and flirting.... Confusing. Random. So he decides to ask.]

S'there a curse on today or somethin'? Sommat t' stop folk from ( Read more... )

I have enough bloody work without the deities addin' more stuff on top of it. What was all that meant t' be? I still 'aven't finished all the paperwork it made me do. Oh, an' y'might not think you 'ad t'come an' tell us when your stolen things got returned but that'd easily free up at least half of the form fillin' out. Could just write "found" at ( Read more... )

[Police Filter]
S'pose this...
This's an official police announcement that DS Ray Carling's left the City. It in't...flu or sommat, he's properly gone. ...do I still 'ave to fill out th' Missin' Persons paperwork if I did all the workin' out an' checkin' meself?
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Ray's gone, if any of you knew 'im. ... Wonder who'll be next?

[Chris doesn't sound sad so much as he sounds weary. And maybe a bit drunk: he was at Ken and Mara's party.]

Been 'ere a year, or sommat like. A year an' now Penny's gone.

[The following silence is decidedly pregnant. He wants to affirm that he's sure she's in heaven, or that she'll be back for Christmas. Also, the fact that he's pretty sure he ( Read more... )

[Filtered very badly to Solomon/hackable by babies and people hacking in their sleep]
Dr. Solomon? I...um... I think I might 'ave that thing again. Only it's dark out, I s'pose, so I'll jus'...come an' find you, yeah?
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[Police Filter]
I'm goin' on patrol now instead of later. Um. I were goin' outside t'smoke anyway so... Jus' shuffle the ( Read more... )

M'not really sure what the curse is today...but I'm not any sort of bender. Not even a cursed one. Just thought it needed sayin'. For reassurance, like.

Oh. It's today...

Hullo, you lot. If y'wouldn't mind not panickin' an' all, that'd be good. I'm DC Chris Skelton with th' City Police and you'll all be fine. And there's always the Welcome Centre or the Station if y'don't think you will be. Jus'...try an' be orderly or sommat and I know y'don't know where you are but it won't last long so there's ( Read more... )

[The audio kicks in mid-sentence, as is its wont. Chris sounds a bit put-upon.]

--lright, Boss, stop shoutin', I know what I'm do--

[pause]

Oh.

[A longer pause.]

Hullo. Sorry for that, didn't know I was comin' back. Didn't repeat the whole train thing again, so that's good, I s'pose. Dunno 'ow long I've been gone, though. Penny? You still 'ere? [pause] ( Read more... )